From news-central.tiac.net!news-in.tiac.net!uunet!in1.uu.net!news.idt.net!enews.sgi.com!ix.netcom.com!news Sun Dec 1 14:18:48 1996 Path: news-central.tiac.net!news-in.tiac.net!uunet!in1.uu.net!news.idt.net!enews.sgi.com!ix.netcom.com!news From: wilhelp@ix.netcom.com (Bill Palmer ) Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Subject: Re: Gristy Kendrick Lashes Out Date: 26 Nov 1996 16:30:57 GMT Organization: Netcom Lines: 223 Message-ID: <57f601$ph@sjx-ixn9.ix.netcom.com> References: <57buot$bqk@sjx-ixn9.ix.netcom.com> <01bbdaf1$9ac38920$c1ad79a8@davidk> <57d14s$kqh@sjx-ixn4.ix.netcom.com> <01bbdb16$6cbcda20$c1ad79a8@davidk> <57daik$5i8@sjx-ixn10.ix.netcom.com> <01bbdb33$ae079c50$c1ad79a8@davidk> <57ecf4$klf@dfw-ixnews10.ix.netcom.com> <01bbdba4$4877c970$c1ad79a8@davidk> NNTP-Posting-Host: lax-ca14-01.ix.netcom.com X-NETCOM-Date: Tue Nov 26 8:30:57 AM PST 1996 Xref: news-central.tiac.net alt.flame:75257 alt.usenet.kooks:18937 alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:34408 In <01bbdba4$4877c970$c1ad79a8@davidk> "David Kendrick" writes: "Gristy" Kendrick seems to be on a new tack. Rather than deny the things I pointed out last time in reference to his being a fourth- rate-lamester, he came back with a shoddy little "pastiche" consisting of snippets he cut from past rebuttals to his trivial complaints, coupled with fatuous and irrelevant comments of Gristy's own. Today we see a new fourth-rate tactic. The cheap little "yawn" by which the libelous Louse-monkey invariably lets us know when he's had an especially good scorching: > >*yawn* "Blessed are the drowsy," Gristy, "for they shall soon drop off." (Nietzsche said words to effect, Kendrick. Of course you will be clueless to the meaning, but I can live with that. You plainly are the type of lamester who is "clueless" about anything but potty jokes and trivial quips.) The "Gristy" Kendrick experince so far: 1.) Potty jokes. 2.) Stale, oft-echoed and irrelevant put-downs. 3.) Trying to initiate sophomoric and pseudo-intellectual "word challege" games by Kendrick's quibbling over correctly used terms. 4.) Inappropriate stylistic suggestions: Inappropriate because any evidence of Kendrick's being able to write ANYTHING beyond the merely grammatical (in terms of creativity) is non-existent. 5.) Typo-pouncing of the lamest degree. 6.) Dishonest "snipping poltroon" tactics: Kendrick quotes snippets of my text grossly out of context, in order to "establish" my "irrelevance." Proved: "Gristy" Kendrick is a fourth-rate lamester-wannabe-flamer, who would be well-advised to crawl back into his cyber worm-hole of obscurity to study the art of FLAMING by reading my posts for a few more years before he thrusts his pitiful existence into my attention again. copyright FLAME GIANT "On Wordscreens of the World" > >Bill Palmer wrote in article ><57ecf4$klf@dfw-ixnews10.ix.netcom.com>... >> In <01bbdb33$ae079c50$c1ad79a8@davidk> "David Kendrick" >> writes: >> >> [Apparently "Gristy" Kendrick fancies that I am going >> to follow him through his trite lames; > > You have, apparently hanging on every word. > >> argue with >> him about MY word choices; > > I wouldn't call it arguing; it's more your feeble attempt >to impress me with your vocabulary. > >> reply to his potty >> jokes; > > You just did. > >> waste time on his phony and dishonest >> pontifications about the evils of flaming, > > No, just the evil of the mockery of >flamewriting you perpetrate. > >> and so on. > > You forgot your accusations of >intellectual dishonesty, plagiarism, and so >forth. > >> "Gristy" Kendrick is sadly >> deluded about his ability to waste The >> Flame Giant's seconds.] > > You don't need my help to be a >waste of time, Palmer. > >> >> "Gristy" Kendrick lashes out AGAIN. He's blown >> it. > > Blown it out, as in, the candle of your pretentions. > >> Let's sum the fouth-rate lamester up, to >> date. > > "Fourth rate lamester," again? Please... >come up with something new.... > >(Let's not waste more than 2.5 minutes >> on him; that's more than his trivial ass >> deserves.) > > If I'm so trivial, why are you trying to >preach it to the rest of Usenet, moron? > >> He crawls out of his worm-hole >> of Net obscurity. > > What's the matter? Afraid that I >haven't shriveled in fear at your "giant flames" >yet? > >> He attempts to get his fifteen >> minutes of Net fame annnoying The Giant. > > When does the Giant show up? So >far I've been dealing with your sorry ass. > >> "Gristy" > > Love the nickname. > >> tells potty jokes. > > Reciprocal accusation at best. > >> He spews stale put-downs: > > Like "Fourth rate lamester?" > >> the old "been-said-a-million-times" shit. > > Like "Fourth rate lamester?" > >> Makes crazy criticisms of my word choices and >> phrasing--although his own words are trite >> enough to bore a dead cockroach. > > You have a cockroach fixation; mayhaps it's >time to ask your mommy to call the exterminators for >you again? > > >> Then >> he starts typo-laming. > > Again, if you provide the ammo, I'll be more than >happy to start firing it at you. > >> He strives to be >> a junior grade snipping poltroon and >> runs bits of what I said out of context, > > Ever so typical...another reciprocal accusation, >the last arrow in the quiver of the brainless. > >> so he can comment on my "irrelevance." > > What was your name again? > >> Witty! That has been the "Gristy" Kendrick >> experience so far. > > I'm sorry you're too stupid to appreciate it fully. > >> Well, my 2.5 minutes >> are almost up, "Gristy." > > Will you be turning into a pumpkin now? > >> Let's see, >> how to end? (18 seconds) PROVEN BY HIS >> OWN TRITE WORDS: "Gristy" Kendrick is >> a fouth-rate lamester, a typo-pouncer, >> and a junior-grade snipping poltroon. > > Quoting me quoting you doesn't make it >a valid citation, Palmer....*sigh* And for a moment >I thought you might actually be a worthy adversary. > >> (He's got a long way to go to catch The >> Incredible Snipping Poltroon himself, >> Woof Davis.) In short (two seconds) >> "Gristy" Kendrick should crawl back >> into his wormhole of obscurity and >> > > Maybe there's some hope here that you've >finally shut up. Oh, I get it, your "clock's running" >theme. > > >> >> > "Trounced?" >> >> >> >> Certainly. >> >> copyright FLAME GIANT > > An anagram for LAME GIF ANT. I always thought you >were a reformed mee-too'er. What's the matter, did alt.binaries.- >pictures.erotica.girls.who.lust.after.bullshit.artists go moderated? > >> >> "On Wordscreens of the World" > > No, just those who haven't killfiled you.... >