Best of Bert Hoff and Scott Abraham

Scott establishes Bert as a "professional moderator"
Bert pleads his case, to comedic effect
Bertie cries out for pity, into the vast unfeeling depths of usenet
Bertie takes time to act out his moderator fantasies, and lash out at his "enemies"
Schattie is the GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ ! Fear his wrath ... or else!
Bertie unintentionally dances with irony talking about crocodile tears.
Schattie attempts to dry off his copious tears and adopt a Dirty Harry stance towards mean people.
Bertie gives a typically flinchy assessment on who he thinks the "real" victims of domestic abuse in America are.
Mix Perry Mason with Homer Simpson and what do you get? The hamfisted legal threats of Schattie Abraham!
Schattie asks Bert if he could have a dance with irony?
Schattie lays down the "line of death" with another comical legal threat for El Bosco de los Throckitos.
Schattie will try to get you fired if you make fun of him, but nobody seems to care.
Schattie sniffs an unintentionally amusing promise to take Boots to court.
Self-proclaimed sensitive uber-man Bert Hoff barks at Anthea after whining about flaming.
Bert Hoff doesn't like anyone seeing his first pitiful attempts at flaming people on his web page. And who can blame him?